Hey folks I think We'll all remember,
When she lost her kids to K-Fed that gang member.
If she showed up for court,
They might still be around.
Did you see Doctor Phil in the psych ward?
Is he still in town?

She has custody over the drugs I bet.
Oh the Judge must be so proud, B-B-B-Britney and the kids.
Oh she needs help she needs a miracle.
Oh Britney where's your self esteem?
She got her act together for a photo shoot.
Did you see her in OK Magazine?
B-B-B-Britney and the kids.

Hey Britney try not to kill yourself.
You can always have kids with someone else.
Find a crazy guy who'll sponge off you and tag along.
Give Jamie Lynn parenting advice,
Tell her whats right and whats wrong.