Song Parodies -> "Levis"

Original Song Title:

"Levon"

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Original Performer:

"Levis"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

...i am starting training for a new career as a driving instructor so i don't expect to have much time for parody writing for the next week or two but i'll duck in when i can and read some...wish me luck ! ...

levis are the best blue jeans around
they sure are wild britches
people know the name
and they wear them to the finest spots in town

levis...don't cost you much money
but last so long, they say
pants...you can count on
not the garbage...like the others make

when they're torn, a fashion sense is born
in a reckless way...even past their prime
my god ! ..what threads !...they're just awesome ones
calvin kleins ain't half as fun...no way

and i shall wear levis...and i shall look so good, man
and i shall wear levis..yeah, i think that's a dandy plan..woo !
and i shall wear levis...and i shall look so good, man
i...shall..wear...levis

levi strauss became a man, renowned
his family business thrives
see how...the sales have zoomed today
its still the one thing...folks love to buy
and jesus ! ...i love these jeans to pieces
wear my levis all the time
some pants, soon...will be failing
but levis...levis never die

when they're torn, a fashion sense is born
in a reckless way...even past their prime
my god ! ..what threads !...they're just awesome ones
calvin kleins ain't half as fun...no way

and i shall wear levis...and i shall look so good, man
and i shall wear levis..yeah, i think that's a dandy plan..woo !
and i shall wear levis...and i shall look so good, man
i...shall..wear...levis

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Leo Keough - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Great parody, as usual! If I come out to CA and visit you on your new job, can you help me correct my slice? BTW, Security Code was HCP (short for handicap?)

Guy - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Alvin - You get the pantaloonie-tunes award on this one. Nice subs and very subtle in reference to the OS. So Leave I, for you 5's. Fine work here as always.

Hope you won't be cleaning out too many pairs of Levis when your student drivers start to scare the spit out of ya. If they drive stupid, just do what I'd do, crack 'em a few over the scull. They learn fast then.

Christie Marie M - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment

This song encourages fashion fever! I usually wear black spandex slacks other than jeans or skirts. But my fave pairs of jeans are boot cuts or hipsters. Anyways, as always, great parody you wrote. I also wish you the best of luck in your career as a driving instructor. I'll be missing your parodies for the next week or so. :( Once again, good luck on your training!

Mark Scotti - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment

I guess this this song is why they call it "The Blues"(Levis, that is)... Great work Alvin. For good luck on your training, I'm driving 5's out to you!!!

2Eagle - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Collectors pay good money for old ones.

Andria - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job as usual Alvin, and I too wish you luck on your new career. I am also starting a new career, also in the automotive field, but as a used-car salesperson. It's surprising that I was hired when one considers that I have wrecked or killed almost every car I've owned or driven. Great job, and 5s.

alvin - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks leo...lol...thanks guy....i...should be an interesting job...thanks christie...i'll be back soon....thanks mark...glad ya enjoyed...thanks 2eagle...very true....thanks andria....good luck to you too :)

Andy Primus - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Good luck Alvin & remember when you take that first pupil for their first lesson - don't pull your hair out or chew your nails down to the knuckles, just take a deep breath & count to 10. PS The line that really got me laughing was 'don't cost you much money' but for the wrong reason. 50 GB Pounds for a pair of 501's - where do you get yours from? The charity shop?

Peregrin - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice work alvin. I wish you all the best in your new career. Straight out on the freeway for those first lesson drivers - may as well throw them in the deep end :)

alvin - March 07, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks andy....yeah, i DO shop at thrift stores a lot...lol....thanks peregrin...acyally the get the freeweay the second time out they drive with me

Anny - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice work Alvin :D I love Levis too :P

alvin - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks anny

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