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Song Parodies -> "Mullet Man"
Original Song Title:
"Rocket Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Mullet Man"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
She combed my locks last night, just right
Shoulder length, happy man
And the hair is gonna fly
In the Carolina wind
I miss my neck so much, I guess it’s red
It’s hair that flows with grace
On such a noble head.
And I’m thinking that I'll perm my way long hair
And pick up chicks out at the county fair
I'm a manly man with a handsome dome
Oh wo wo wo
I’m a mullet man
Mullet man
Coolest lookin' dude you've ever known.
A bar’s just the kind of place to take your kids
Good thing it's not my cell
And friends will help you raise them,
And give ‘em cigs.
And all this culture, I don’t understand
I wash my face just twice a week
A mullet man,
A mullet man
And I’m thinking that I'll perm my way long hair
And pick up chicks out at the county fair
I'm a manly man with a handsome dome
Oh wo wo wo
I’m a mullet man
Mullet man
Coolest lookin' dude you've ever known.
Shoulder length, happy man
And the hair is gonna fly
In the Carolina wind
I miss my neck so much, I guess it’s red
It’s hair that flows with grace
On such a noble head.
And I’m thinking that I'll perm my way long hair
And pick up chicks out at the county fair
I'm a manly man with a handsome dome
Oh wo wo wo
I’m a mullet man
Mullet man
Coolest lookin' dude you've ever known.
A bar’s just the kind of place to take your kids
Good thing it's not my cell
And friends will help you raise them,
And give ‘em cigs.
And all this culture, I don’t understand
I wash my face just twice a week
A mullet man,
A mullet man
And I’m thinking that I'll perm my way long hair
And pick up chicks out at the county fair
I'm a manly man with a handsome dome
Oh wo wo wo
I’m a mullet man
Mullet man
Coolest lookin' dude you've ever known.
Originally appeared in the Blogging Baker. http://thebloggingbaker.blogspot.com/2009/06/mullet-man.html copyright 2009
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You, sir, have talent... tonsorial and comedic! Keep em coming!
Thanks so much for your kindness. There are more on the way.
wb
Good one, Warren B! Welcome to the site! Mullets on guys are cool! Combing 555 strands of hair from your mullet!
I'll have to mull it over, but I think this was pretty good.
Yikes! Now I know how Wall Street feels.
Cuz, do you know the mullet man? Awesome lyrics bro! Yeeew!
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