Reindeer vay-cay
Co-met’s play day
Layin’ in the sand
Gettin’ fried
With a smile
She’s gettin’ a summer tan

Cupid’s keener
On Argentina
Dancin’ with a band
Her Tango’s iffy
Foxtrot’s spiffy
Loves to move, we understand



Vixen sneaks
To mountain peaks
Try’n to get closer to God
One knapsack
On her back
The best Spring Break she’s ever had

Donner m’man’s at Disneyland
Mickey time, he wants him some
Dasher’s gone
To see Hong Kong
It’s where he goes
To have some fun



Take a break from pullin’ sleighs
But they check in while they’re away
Blitzen called, said “Can you hear me?”
Then he said softly….slowly….

“Hey, nobody’s heard from Prancer
Hasn’t checked in since last Friday
Not with Rudolph who went fishin’
Do you know if he is okay?”

Who forgot to check on Prancer?
I remember how just last May
Drank his way through half of Finland
And got arrested in Bombay



Prancer’s crazy
Mem-ry’s hazy
When I paid his bail
Glossy eyed
Sheepish smile
“Hey, how’d I end up in jail?”

He’s been streaking
Locker room peeking
Always out of hand
And now he’s missing
I’m stuck wishing
He’s not out with Russell Brand



‘Cause a random sleigh they’d steal
Egging Ka-ty’s house with zeal
What he’d do is just beyond me
So time is ticking….tocking….

Can’t believe we can’t find Prancer
He’d never leave if I had my way
All the trouble that he’s been in
Suggests that we’ll have hell to pay

No one’s close to findin’ Prancer
Prob’ly passed out on the highway
Charlie Sheen might say he’s winnin’
If we don’t find him soon today