What has a fluffy soft mound
What has the shape of a clam
Why don't you ask a school marm
Why don't you question where life began

You know you can hold it for pleasure
Having a ball while you do
It takes a lickin and keeps on-a-tickin
Its joys are such to be picking up clues, ah, ah

So... close by hershey brown holes
Where the logs of gastronomy foul
You dine Chinese by a brickhouse
When you snack on tung chow

Lashing the angry old man in the boat
Fluffing the tangy tab treat
Oh, I'll try to tongue tie you with this baited line
Salmon: the other pink meat
Ah, ah

Why is pink so allurin
What does it do to the brain
Why do they make Sigmund Freud's cigar a topic
Phallic symbols burn deep within

She gets so wet with inticement
There's plenty of fish in the pond
Streams of conscious are many
Swimming like Chinnock run through creeks ta spawn, ah, ah

Oh, psycho analysis goes
Where mental health professionals prowl/scowl
I think pink meat beats a brown nose
I could go down on some now

Down with a lobster bib still in my clothes
Keeping them neat while I eat
Oh, I like to tease my love with this baited line
Salmon: the other pink meat