Song Parodies -> "Plastic Women Live on Instagram!"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Plastic Women Live on Instagram!"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

I have always liked this song but the people trying to say this has NOTHING to do with LSD... yeah right. Some DDD sent me an Instagram link but I have a pretty good AV program. I had no intention of clicking on it but it was turfed by my AV as a malformed URL. (No kidding?) If you venture on to InstaSh*t, you will be savaged by all sorts of offers for paywall content... I will pass. Anyway, that experience crossed paths with this classic so here you go... Deezies: Slang term is deezin' Using a prostitute). I used Elton John's cover for the extra refrain.

Plastic Women Live on Instagram!

(Sung to: Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds - Elton John)

Picture yourself at an Instagram Portal
You log in as you feel many prying eyes
Your messages are full up but what are you seeing?
A girl with Kardashian thighs...

Paywalls abound in this digital hell
Promising to lead you on....
You then take a look at your bank balance
But its gone

Plastic women live in Instagram!
Plastic strumpets live in Instagram!
Plastic deezees live in Instagram!
Oh, Yeah!

Follow the links for more obscene content
as you enter the card number you've memorized...
The grasping mercs smile as your wealth goes to nothing
as you fall for their plasticene lies...

Digital harlots, they swarm on the shores
while you have cash on hand...
They'll flee when you're broke, not a joke
because that's the plan...

Plastic women live in Instagram!
Plastic mercs they live in Instagram!
Plastic queans they are in Instagram!
Ah, yeah!!

The ladies on here call me an Incel Dork!
Unfortunately that is true!
But my AV program keeps my banking info
from you...

Plastic women live in Instagram!
Plastic grifters live in Instagram!
Plastic strumpets live in Instagram!
Ah

Picture yourself awash in gazongas...
and so callipygous you do wonder why...
But the bills are all paid and there's money left over...
More girls with Kardashian thighs!!

Plastic women live in Instagram!
Plastic floozies live in Instagram!
Plastic hussies live in Instagram!
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Plastic women live in Instagram!
Plastic malkins live in Instagram!
Plastic dysgenes live in Instagram!
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Plastic women live in Instagram!
Plastic jezebels live in Instagram!
Plastic jade greens live in Instagram!
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