-> "Goodbye Conspiracy Road"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Goodbye Conspiracy Road"
Parody Written by:
Ant C
The Lyrics
So good to see you crash down
So great to spoil your plans
You should have stayed in New York
And hustled toupee’s and bad spray tan
The long con couldn’t hold up forever
The truth don’t line up with you
Mike Pence was a present for Jack Smith to open
The man has flipped and is singing
The truth, ah, ah
So goodbye conspiracy road
Where the dregs of society howl
I can’t go back to my penthouse
It looks like I’m gonna get plowed
Thrown to the howling old bulls in the yard
Looking for chubby fresh fish
Oh I finally admit that my future lies
In prison, taking big dicks
Ah, ah
So What do you think you'll do now?
Since I flushed the party down the drain
Maybe slip Ronna Romney some roofies and vodka
To nominate Ted Cruz again
But wait, you’ve got yourself a replacement
A doppelgänger saved from the pound
A Mongrel who blew all his money
Pandering to MAGA freak shows
From small towns, ah, ah
So goodbye conspiracy road
Where the flat earth society howls
Where Steve Bannon whips up the clueless
Where proud boys and oath seekers prowl
Back to Hannity telling tales on Fox News
Feeding untruths to old folks
And Now finally admit that I took you down
A black Q-Anon hole
Ah, ah
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