-> "Burger Van"
Original Song Title:
"Rocket Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Burger Van"
Parody Written by:
The Parody Author
The Lyrics
She packed my lunchbox last night, prepped it all with care,
The cravings for a juicy burger, I just can't bear.
I'm a regular at the corner of the street,
Where the sizzle of the grill and the smell, oh, so sweet.
Oh, burger van, flippin' patties in a fryin' pan,
Eatin' sliders, munchin' fries, oh, man, oh, man.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time,
Till I find a better taste, it's so sublime.
The menu's full of choices, from classic to deluxe,
With lettuce, cheese, and pickles, it's the tastiest of bucks.
The cook shouts my order, "Double cheese, hold the mayo!"
I can't wait to get my hands on that burger, I say so.
Oh, burger van, flippin' patties in a fryin' pan,
Eatin' sliders, munchin' fries, oh, man, oh, man.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time,
Till I find a better taste, it's so sublime.
And all those other eateries, they just don't compare,
To the burger van's magic, it's beyond compare.
I'm a burger man, rocketing through the flavors,
Satisfying my hunger, never savorless or tasteless.
The ketchup's flowin', mustard's glowin', it's a burger symphony,
With every bite, I'm in delight, it's pure gastronomy.
So here's to you, burger van, the star of the show,
You've turned my lunchtime into a culinary glow.
Oh, burger van, flippin' patties in a fryin' pan,
Eatin' sliders, munchin' fries, oh, man, oh, man.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time,
Till I find a better taste, it's so sublime.
Burger van, you're the foodie's dream,
With every bite, you make my taste buds scream.
So keep on grillin', and don't you ever close,
Cause in this burger van, my appetite forever grows!
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