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Song Parodies -> "Wal-mart"
Original Song Title:
"Your Song "
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Wal-mart"
Parody Written by:
Bonnie B.
The Lyrics
I'm a little bit hungry, and I can't deny
I need one of those fresh hot, pecan pies
I don't have an oven, but if I did
I'd bake a meatloaf with a steamy side dish
I want some turkey, but then again, no
Maybe a ham, some tater salad, and some buttery rolls
Don't know what's for lunch, a trip to the store is overdue
My kitchen is empty and I need some food
Let me tell everybody, I'm going to Wal-mart
Is there something you need there, I'll put it in my cart
I really don't mind, I really don't mind
It's just down the road
How beautiful it is that the store is so close
I need one of those fresh hot, pecan pies
I don't have an oven, but if I did
I'd bake a meatloaf with a steamy side dish
I want some turkey, but then again, no
Maybe a ham, some tater salad, and some buttery rolls
Don't know what's for lunch, a trip to the store is overdue
My kitchen is empty and I need some food
Let me tell everybody, I'm going to Wal-mart
Is there something you need there, I'll put it in my cart
I really don't mind, I really don't mind
It's just down the road
How beautiful it is that the store is so close
On a sidenote: I decided to leave out the last verse, simply because I'm lazy. Enjoy! This was my Thanksgiving tribute. I posted it on Fb, and just thought I'd share it here. Thank you for putting up with me.
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