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Song Parodies -> "The Bitch Ain't Black"
Original Song Title:
"The Bitch is Back"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"The Bitch Ain't Black"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
Kamala Harris claiming she's a black woman. She's a lot of things, but she ain't black
She was customized, when she arrived
Changing race to fit in her style
Lies are changing with her roots intact
Her deceit is gonna catch her cause the bitch ain't black
Freebies for migrants, that's alright
Even life change, not a flattering sight
She can ditch the Press with her Social views
She's just fine when she's kneeling kissing Commie boots
Oh the bitch, oh the bitch, oh the bitch ain't black
Cold, cold shoulder as a matter of fact
She can switch, she can switch, cause she'll never be true
It's the way she can move, the things she can do
She's scatterbrained, no witty games
Sells her soul, she's hopping flames
She's all out Woke, her claws, intact
And she's full of sassy answers but the bitch ain't black
Oh the bitch, oh the bitch, oh the bitch ain't black
Cold, cold shoulder as a matter of fact
She can switch, she can switch, cause she'll never be true
It's the way she can move, the things she can do
Bitch, bitch, the bitch ain't black
Bitch, bitch, the bitch ain't black
Bitch, bitch, the bitch ain't black
Bitch, bitch, the bitch ain't black
Bitch, bitch, the bitch ain't black
Changing race to fit in her style
Lies are changing with her roots intact
Her deceit is gonna catch her cause the bitch ain't black
Freebies for migrants, that's alright
Even life change, not a flattering sight
She can ditch the Press with her Social views
She's just fine when she's kneeling kissing Commie boots
Oh the bitch, oh the bitch, oh the bitch ain't black
Cold, cold shoulder as a matter of fact
She can switch, she can switch, cause she'll never be true
It's the way she can move, the things she can do
She's scatterbrained, no witty games
Sells her soul, she's hopping flames
She's all out Woke, her claws, intact
And she's full of sassy answers but the bitch ain't black
Oh the bitch, oh the bitch, oh the bitch ain't black
Cold, cold shoulder as a matter of fact
She can switch, she can switch, cause she'll never be true
It's the way she can move, the things she can do
Bitch, bitch, the bitch ain't black
Bitch, bitch, the bitch ain't black
Bitch, bitch, the bitch ain't black
Bitch, bitch, the bitch ain't black
Bitch, bitch, the bitch ain't black
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That's very good. Lots of barbed comments there .. Remember "Long Tall Woman in A Black Dress" How about "(She's) A Tamil Woman in a Blackface". Tamil is the Hindu nationality of her mother
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