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Song Parodies -> "Kennedy’s Aim’s Death"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie And The Jets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Kennedy’s Aim’s Death"

Parody Written by:

FATANATAF

The Lyrics

Slain kids, one of his objectives
His birthright don’t mean nothin’
The family don’t respect him
Might kill vaccines that kept people around
Death-led scam
He oughta go back underneath the rock where he was found

Bray’s raspy, he’s awful, a sure health-wreck
Some of his brain’s grazed out
K-Krazy Kennedy’s sane-less
Of much smack this wackjob junkie is full
Kennedy’s in drugged-out team
It’s heroin he shoots while Junior toots
With his ghoulfriend the MAGA screaming queen, blow, meth
K-Krazy Kennedy’s coked friends

Slain kits of the road he’s takin’
And cookin’ for dinin’
Roadkill he is bakin’
Folks won’t survive medical protections gone
A fight for insanity, that’s his beat
One of the many blights and cons

Brain’s snacked on, ain’t chockful a doom-health-pest
Deadly snakeoil he touts
K-Krazy Kennedy’s aim’s death
Of what makes a strong whiff this dunce is full
Stench like “Blazing Saddles” beans
Along with smack-addled bean
Beyond eccentric stooge, a faux-care douche
This bozo has joined up MAGA team, go death!
K-Kennedy’s brain, a worm’s nest

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