It's a little bit funny, these parodies I write
I can even do one 'bout someone who died
I don't have mucho dinero, but damn, if I did
I'd buy a guitar, and record a hit

If I was a sculptor, I would then quit, oh
I want a job where I'll make the best amount of dough
I know this ain't much, but it's the best I can do
I ruin your songs, and this one's by you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite better once the lawsuit's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I rewrote your words
How wonderful this is while I am not sued

I might next do a song about Cate Moss
Well a few of the verses will probably be gross
But the sun's been quite down while I ruin this song
It is people like you my spoofs are basd on

So excuse me forgetting, but this song is good
You see I've forgotten the words, had to do a search
Anyway, this parody's not really mean
Your song's the sweetest I could parody