-> "Glove Guys Bleeding"
Original Song Title:
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Parody Song Title:
"Glove Guys Bleeding"
The Lyrics
The noses in the sport of boxing
All tiltin' to one side
Everyone comes to the ring to see
A beat-up guy
It doesn't seem two rounds ago
Before the blood and gore
Said "Don't worry, Honey
I won't change my face
Until I adjust his more
And glove guys bleeding on the mat
It kills me to think of that "ten" count
While lying flat
I was using my left jab and I started to slip
And my footwork couldn't hold on
So he split my lip
Glove guys bleeding on the mat
I know that all those punches
Have left some scars on me
Like all the exercises long
That made me muscley
I see that bluebird spinning 'round my head
Hope I won somehow
If the ref is fair, and I'm still not quite dead
I'll rise and take a bow
And glove guys bleeding on the mat
It kills me to think of that "ten" count
While lying flat
I was using my left jab and I started to slip
And my footwork couldn't hold on
So he split my lip
Glove guys bleeding on the mat
Owwwwwwwwww.......
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