Song Parodies -> "Don't Let That Nun Go Down On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

Original Performer:

"Don't Let That Nun Go Down On Me"

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The Lyrics

I can't lie, I'm a little nervous
She's all dressed up in her robes of black and white
She's gettin close, and now she's breathin' heavily
Froze in fear, man I know this isn't right

Too late to keep myself from sinning
I took a stand, and told her she should stop
But she just said, that she was gonna love me
Grabbed my crotch and sent me right over the top

Don't let that nun go down on me
Although she's sorta cute, she's really not my cup of tea
I'd always fear the magic hand of god would smite me
I do not wanna have this horny nun goin' down on me

I can't find, oh the right biblical line
That says where nuns aren't sposed to glob the knob
Her chastity, doesn't seem to mean a thing to her
What would the pope think if he heard about this "job"

Don't let that nun go down on me
Although she's sorta cute, she's really not my cup of tea
I'd always fear the magic hand of god would smite me
I do not wanna have this horny nun goin' down on me

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Michael Pacholek - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Another one like this, and Karlando may have to hide with Steve Bartman! Of course, if it wasn't funny, I don't think anyone would care enough to write back.

someonewhoknows - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

FYI...there is nothing in the Bible about nuns not being able to marry, have "relations", etc. That's yet another man-made rule.

Claude Prez - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

You have a lot of nerve mister don't u know that other people take this stuff seriously and find it very offensive when u blahblahblah and also I could imagine Elton John singin' this one pretty easily; well done.

The Great Karlando - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

I knew there wasn't anything in the bible about that...that was kind of the point of that line. It's an excuse...kinda like when someone says.."Oh not tonight...I got a headache..."

Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Twisted Sister!

Spaff.com - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment

My to-do list has "Don't let _ _ go down on me." I haven't been able to fill in the blanks, but there's no need to now - no way would it top this. Nice job, and see you in hell.

Leah Lockhart - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment

hee hee hee hee hee. ;-)

I wish I was Bob Geldof - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment

It sounds like a tribute to the Flying Nun!!!!

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