its a little bit funny this hobby of mine
yeah I been playing video games all of my life
theres tetris n streetfighter and mortal kombat too
but theres jut one game im addicted to

If I won at pacman but then again no
Or joust or defender or mario
but sonic n donkey knog i don't think so
there is just one game that gives me highs n lows

And you can tell everybody my favourite games pong
It may be quite simple but now that Ive won
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that you've lost and your beat
How wonderful life is when you suffer defeat

If I won space invaders but I really doubt so
or what about tomb raider or gran turismo
or counter strike or tony hawks those games don't show
those games aint the ones that I use to know

So excuse me winning but you suck at pong
maybe you were busy played crash bandicoot too long

Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the worst video game loser I've ever seen