I remember when my socks were clean
My feet felt so lean and mean
Comfy cotton on each toe
Each foot had a sock of its own
And the very best thing too
Is that my socks didn't smell like a rotting shrew

Well sock washin
Was very shockin
when my mom stopped doing it
i;ll tell you once i moved outta the house
my socks smelled like sh**

Sock, theres a hole in my sock,
and yes theres just one sock,
sock sock sock sock sock!

Well the years went by and my sock was fried
Took off the shoes and my plants all died
Theres a whole in every toe
Its so mangled
I dont know where the heel is supposed to go

Well sock washin
Was very shockin
when my mom stopped doing it
i'll tell you once i moved outta the house
my socks smelled like sh**

Sock, theres a hole in my sock,
and yes theres just one sock,
sock sock sock sock sock!


(hee hee)