Don't go faking your darts, the whole game's now a lie
Oh buddy, you test my patience with how you think you're sly
Don't go faking your darts, at least don't get so greedy
Oh, buddy, six bullseyes in a row? Ooh, a bit too much, please

Ooh-hoo, it's clear it's bogus
Your score's real down, so this rebound
Ooh-hoo, is clearly bogus (it's clearly bogus)
You tried too hard, this game is a farce
Oh-ho, you've made it a farce (d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doo-doo)

So don't go faking your darts, I won't go faking my darts
Don't go faking your darts

You're causing a hold up just to force your score up
It's pretty obvious, mate, oh, your scheme's pretty brainless
You go "Look at that monkey!" when you're standing right beside
Oh-ooh, the dartboard to rearrange things so I'm low and you're high

Ooh-hoo, that plan is hopeless
Method ain't sound, got no gloves now
Ooh-hoo, totally hopeless (clear that it's hopeless)
Mean to be harsh, you pain in the arse
Oh-ho, great pain in the arse (d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doo-doo)

Don't go faking your darts, I won't go faking my darts
Don't go faking your darts

Ooh-hoo, was kinda hoping
That ev'ry round (ooh-hoo) would test me now (ooh-hoo)
But from the start (ooh-hoo), you've played the one card (ooh-hoo)
Oh-ho, the "make crap up" card

Don't go faking your darts, I won't go faking my darts
Don't go faking your, don't go faking your, don't go faking your darts
Don't go faking your, don't go faking your darts (I won't go faking my darts)
Don't go faking your darts, don't go faking your darts (I won't go faking my darts)
Don't go faking your darts, don't go faking your darts (I won't go faking my darts)
Don't go faking your darts, don't go faking your darts (I won't go faking my darts)
Don't go faking your darts, don't go faking your darts (I won't go faking my darts)
Don't go faking your darts, don't go faking your darts (I won't go faking my darts)
Don't go faking your darts, don't go faking your darts (I won't go faking my darts)