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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Lighting My Farts"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Original Performer:
Elton John & Kiki Dee
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Go Lighting My Farts"
Parody Written by:
LucidLupin LeeBee
The Lyrics
Not written as a duet... He sings this to her while she brandishes a blow-torch.......
Don't go lighting my farts
My arse is already fried
Honey if you burn my testes
Babies we will not find
Don't go lighting my farts
You put the heat into me
Oh honey when you torched my back door
The pain was misery
Owch Owch
My body shows it
Walking around
My stride like a clown
Owch Owch
My body shows it
My cheeks apart
You set light to my fart
Owwwwh
You ignited my fart!
So don't go lighting my farts
Just don't go lighting my farts
Don't go lighting my farts
My bum isn't a primus
My trousers got scorched up
The scabs turn to pus babe
Oh I just can't sit on it
So don't you try to brand me
By putting light in my life
You put the sparks to methane
You want my farts to ignite
Owch Owch
My body shows it
Walking around
My stride like a clown
Owch Owch
My body shows it
My cheeks apart
You set light to my fart
Owwwwh
You ignited my fart!
So don't go lighting my farts
Just don't go lighting my farts
Don't go lighting my farts
repeat
Don't go lighting my farts
to fade.....
My arse is already fried
Honey if you burn my testes
Babies we will not find
Don't go lighting my farts
You put the heat into me
Oh honey when you torched my back door
The pain was misery
Owch Owch
My body shows it
Walking around
My stride like a clown
Owch Owch
My body shows it
My cheeks apart
You set light to my fart
Owwwwh
You ignited my fart!
So don't go lighting my farts
Just don't go lighting my farts
Don't go lighting my farts
My bum isn't a primus
My trousers got scorched up
The scabs turn to pus babe
Oh I just can't sit on it
So don't you try to brand me
By putting light in my life
You put the sparks to methane
You want my farts to ignite
Owch Owch
My body shows it
Walking around
My stride like a clown
Owch Owch
My body shows it
My cheeks apart
You set light to my fart
Owwwwh
You ignited my fart!
So don't go lighting my farts
Just don't go lighting my farts
Don't go lighting my farts
repeat
Don't go lighting my farts
to fade.....
Bottom comments eh......?lucidlupin leebee 2005
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this is a good one about farts! cheeky, well written, I actually read it all the way thru and(gasp)even found myself laughing.
Cheers Carol ;-) Loops
"Honey if you burn my testes/ Babies we will not find" and "My bum isn't a primus" were my faves. Lotsa fun! 555
haha ha absolutely love it leebee xxx
555. My brother liked it, too.
Lee this one had me roflmao. Just brilliant. Julie xx
hilarious!!!! 5's
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