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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Smelling My Fart"
Original Song Title:
"Don'y Go Breaking My Heart"
Original Performer:
Elton John& Kiki Dee
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Go Smelling My Fart"
Parody Written by:
Tenacious Lee
The Lyrics
took me like 3 days to finish this... a bit repetitive,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart,
Dee: I couldn't if i tried
Elton: You're lucky, I might get a bit breathless
Dee: Oh no, not that fart kind
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart,
Dee: Good Job I have a blocked nose
Elton: Well you would probably be falling to the floor
Dee: Well no one knows.....
Both: Pooooooooooo hoooooo
Both: That really stinks
Elton: I tried to hold it in
Dee: Fartings no sin!
Both: Pooooooooooo hoooooooo
Both: That really stinks
Elton: Right when we started
Dee: Was that when you farted?
Poooooooh
That's when you farted
Elton: So don't go smelling my fart,
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Both: Don't go smelling my fart
Elton: I tried to deny it
Dee: After you supplied it
Elton: who ever says the rhyme, babe
Dee: I did n't dp the crime, "babe"
Elton: So don't go telling others
Dee: You put water in my eyes
Elton: Look I didn't mean it
Dee: That fart was huge for a man of your size
Both: Pooooooooooo hoooooo
Both: That really stinks
Elton: I tried to hold it in
Dee: Fartings no sin!
Both: Pooooooooooo hoooooooo
Both: That really stinks
Elton: Right when we started
Dee: Was that when you farted?
Poooooooh
That's when you farted
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Both: Don't go smelling my fart
Both: Pooooooooooo hoooooo
Both: That really stinks
Elton: I tried to hold it in
Dee: Fartings no sin!
Elton: Right when we started
Dee: Was that when you farted?
Poooooooh
That's when you farted
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Dee: I couldn't if i tried
Elton: You're lucky, I might get a bit breathless
Dee: Oh no, not that fart kind
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart,
Dee: Good Job I have a blocked nose
Elton: Well you would probably be falling to the floor
Dee: Well no one knows.....
Both: Pooooooooooo hoooooo
Both: That really stinks
Elton: I tried to hold it in
Dee: Fartings no sin!
Both: Pooooooooooo hoooooooo
Both: That really stinks
Elton: Right when we started
Dee: Was that when you farted?
Poooooooh
That's when you farted
Elton: So don't go smelling my fart,
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Both: Don't go smelling my fart
Elton: I tried to deny it
Dee: After you supplied it
Elton: who ever says the rhyme, babe
Dee: I did n't dp the crime, "babe"
Elton: So don't go telling others
Dee: You put water in my eyes
Elton: Look I didn't mean it
Dee: That fart was huge for a man of your size
Both: Pooooooooooo hoooooo
Both: That really stinks
Elton: I tried to hold it in
Dee: Fartings no sin!
Both: Pooooooooooo hoooooooo
Both: That really stinks
Elton: Right when we started
Dee: Was that when you farted?
Poooooooh
That's when you farted
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Both: Don't go smelling my fart
Both: Pooooooooooo hoooooo
Both: That really stinks
Elton: I tried to hold it in
Dee: Fartings no sin!
Elton: Right when we started
Dee: Was that when you farted?
Poooooooh
That's when you farted
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
Elton: Don't go smelling my fart
Dee: I won't go smelling your fart,
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You know, I should probably find more "heart" songs to re-smell. Great work, don't stink up the place, and enjoy the 5's.
I'll bet you got rid of the termites and saved "five" thousand dollars.
Nice title switch. Non-repetition is preferred by most readers here -- maybe try to vary all the lines, and re-submit? Will abstain till then... Promising start, and welcome!
Thanks for the comments guys
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