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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Staking My Heart"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Original Performer:
Elton John & Kiki Dee
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Go Staking My Heart"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
A conversation between Dracula and Van Helsing. Don't Know the Original Song? It's on YouTube.
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
You know I'm gonna try
[Dracula]
Van Helsing, if you come near me
[Van Helsing]
You know you're gonna die
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
You can't keep hiding from me
[Dracula]
Van Helsing, I've got locks on my crypt
[Van Helsing]
But they'll never stop me
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Dracula]
I move around
[Van Helsing]
I hunt you down
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Van Helsing]
Damn your black arts
[Dracula]
I'll tear you apart
Oooh, I'll tear you apart
[Dracula]
So don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll soon be staking your heart
[Both]
Gonna catch you off guard
[Dracula]
In Transylvania
[Van Helsing]
I managed to maim ya
[Dracula]
Just wait 'til I get even
[Van Helsing]
I've got more silver bullets
[Dracula]
I am the one true bat man
[Van Helsing]
I'm gonna show you the light
[Dracula]
Come and meet your fate in my fangs
[Van Helsing]
I got your heart in my sight
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Dracula]
I'll show you who's boss
[Van Helsing]
I've got a cross
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Van Helsing]
Meet me tonight
[Dracula]
I'll give you a bite
Oooh, I'll give you a bite
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll put a stake in your heart
[Both]
Gonna rip you apart
[fight scene]
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Van Helsing]
Now you're going down
[Dracula]
You're such a clown
[Van Helsing]
There in the mirror
[Dracula]
I never appear
[Both]
Ohhh, I'll get you this year
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll soon be staking your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll put a stake in your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
A wooden stake in your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'm gonna stakeout your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
A t-bone stake in your heart
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
You know I'm gonna try
[Dracula]
Van Helsing, if you come near me
[Van Helsing]
You know you're gonna die
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
You can't keep hiding from me
[Dracula]
Van Helsing, I've got locks on my crypt
[Van Helsing]
But they'll never stop me
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Dracula]
I move around
[Van Helsing]
I hunt you down
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Van Helsing]
Damn your black arts
[Dracula]
I'll tear you apart
Oooh, I'll tear you apart
[Dracula]
So don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll soon be staking your heart
[Both]
Gonna catch you off guard
[Dracula]
In Transylvania
[Van Helsing]
I managed to maim ya
[Dracula]
Just wait 'til I get even
[Van Helsing]
I've got more silver bullets
[Dracula]
I am the one true bat man
[Van Helsing]
I'm gonna show you the light
[Dracula]
Come and meet your fate in my fangs
[Van Helsing]
I got your heart in my sight
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Dracula]
I'll show you who's boss
[Van Helsing]
I've got a cross
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Van Helsing]
Meet me tonight
[Dracula]
I'll give you a bite
Oooh, I'll give you a bite
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll put a stake in your heart
[Both]
Gonna rip you apart
[fight scene]
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Van Helsing]
Now you're going down
[Dracula]
You're such a clown
[Van Helsing]
There in the mirror
[Dracula]
I never appear
[Both]
Ohhh, I'll get you this year
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll soon be staking your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll put a stake in your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
A wooden stake in your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'm gonna stakeout your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
A t-bone stake in your heart
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There was a lot at stake here, 5s [8>)
I Vant to give you 5's
Great title; wonderfully executed. I was starting to think I was coming to the wrong place looking for humorous parodies instead of boring ass whack job pissing contests
I could see this sung at a *theme park near you* for their Halloween musicals
Thanks Vlad, Jonathan, Claude, and Dave!
Rez so glad to see you here. The prof in me sez that was a bit repetitious but the peacekeeper in me sez rah rah sis boom bah...for some reason.(this website, I dunno what to think nowadays)
I like to assume that when Van Helsing brings up the T-bone steak, it turns out that it was a big misunderstanding. He had an ACTUAL steak, not a wooden one. This was super clever!
bloody good
Brought here by recent comments. Rex, great choice of song for having a conversation between 2 characters, gave me a laugh.
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