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Song Parodies -> "Don't Want To Donate My Blood"
Original Song Title:
"Fooled Around And Fell In Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvin Bishop
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Want To Donate My Blood"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
I've never been through about donating blood
I better keep mine safe and sound
But I better watch my cholesterol
I can still worry about that now
But no, I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
If donating your blood is worth a suicide
Well then your life might just come to an end
Unless you donate about just half of a pint
Don't have to worry just then
But no, I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
Since I'd thought it's stupid
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
Still out of this habit for long
Guess what?
My darn blood, my darn blood, can't show mercy
Free, on my own that's the way I used to be
Ah, am I no longer happy
If I sell blood? You see?
Don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I better keep mine safe and sound
But I better watch my cholesterol
I can still worry about that now
But no, I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
If donating your blood is worth a suicide
Well then your life might just come to an end
Unless you donate about just half of a pint
Don't have to worry just then
But no, I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
Since I'd thought it's stupid
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
Still out of this habit for long
Guess what?
My darn blood, my darn blood, can't show mercy
Free, on my own that's the way I used to be
Ah, am I no longer happy
If I sell blood? You see?
Don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
I don't want to donate my blood
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You don't want to donate your blood? Good. Because I don't think anybody wants it.
So, Blessringer doesn't want to donate blood. That's his business. But he/she should think about all those lives he's not saving by not donating. (I should talk. I haven't given blood in about a decade :rolled eyes:.)
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