Song Parodies -> "I'll Never Shower With Gay Men"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Fall In Love Again"

Original Performer:

"I'll Never Shower With Gay Men"

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The Lyrics

What do you do when your in the gym?
You work out then go take a shower
Onetime a man tried to give me a flower
I'll never shower with gay men
I'll never shower with gay men

I dropped the soap and I needed it
The guy next to me bent down to get it
He was a fag just like I said it
I'll never shower with gay men
I'll never shower with gay men

One of them tried to touch my mouth
I got so scared and I punched him out
He was knocked out knocked out around me
I got sewed and was found guilty

What do you get jsut to exercise
You get some gay men that want to feel you
I don't ever want to shower near you
I'll never shower with gay men
I'll never shower with gay men

You'll get knokced ut knocked out around me
Then you sew and i'm found guilty

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Mr Critic - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Homophobic rubbish...411

Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Try spell checker and gramatic on your source document before you submit. I think you may have meant Sue instead of Sew. Some polish on the lyrics would have helped a bit too. The idea was good but the delivery was not so good.

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