And now, the end is near
and so I face the final loading.
My ride, it's hard to steer.
My head feels like it's soon exploding.
I load my cargo full
as I fly right over each highway.
And how do I do this?
I'm flying my sleigh.

Regrets, I've had a few.
There was the time I led with Blitzen.
That sounds real dumb to you
but Rudolph's nose was on the fritzin'.
I planned circumference course.
Won't hit no planes, out of their fly-way.
And how do I do this?
I'm flying my sleigh.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
cookies and milk, too much I'd chew.
But through it all, without a doubt
I still jump up, chimney I'm out.
Get back in seat
mission complete
while flying my sleigh!

I've loved my Mrs. Claus
and all those kids, sort-of adopting.
And now, since I can pause...
Oh, shoot, I stepped in reindeer dropping!
To think, I did all that
even for kids who're saying, "Oy vey!"
And how did I do this?
By flying my sleigh!

So on Christmas morn
what have you got?
If you were good
then coal you have not!
I know the way you truly feel.
And every child gets a fair deal!
The record shows, to sky I rose
from flying my sleigh!

The record shows, to sky I rose

from flying
my...
sleigh!