fell on my back
I can't walk now
I'll call my lawyer and he'll sue you baby

why can't you see
just settle with me
judge won't believe a word you say

we can't go out together,
in these litigious times
(litigious times)
a lawsuit can kill our dreams
in litigious times

to all my old friends I say
if you'll sue stay away
is that a lawyers card in your jeans?

here we go again
a settlement it seems
I wish the facts were real
you're lying (you're lying)

we can't go out together,
in these litigious times
(litigious times)
a lawsuit can kill our dreams
in litigious times

we want the judge on our side
to win the cheers from our side
kill both our lawyers, guy
cause buddy, you know
that he has lied to you
mm yeah


legality flap,
it just goes on
I see my legal fees are growin
why can't it be,
just you and me,
your stupid suing side is showing

fell on my back
I can't walk now
I'll call my lawyer and he'll sue you baby