Song Parodies -> "Always Drunk On Wine"

Original Song Title:

"Always On My Mind"

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Original Performer:

"Always Drunk On Wine"

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The Lyrics

A sad tale of a lovestruck guy and an upchuck girl

Maybe I'm not as hunky
As the guys you like dating
Maybe I'm pretty boring
And a wee bit aggravating
My dad (your boss) says we'd make a match
And I'm sure we'll work out fine

But you're always drunk on wine
You are always drunk on wine

Honey! Honey, it's just six and you're quite fried
Sweetie! Sweetie, when you puke
I'll turn you on your side
On your side!

Maybe I could be smarter
At the fine art of romance
And I guess I look retarded
Every time I try to dance
If I make you feel slightly stressed
Here's a Chateau '59

Girl, you're always drunk on wine
You are always drunk on wine

Baby! Baby, don't fall on your cute backside
Darling! Darling, sober up
I've got the Astroglide
Astroglide!

"Little Thing", he needs some tender love
And you slur "well, OK, FINE!!"
That's because you're drunk on wine
You are always drunk on wine
No, I haven't got moonshine….

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Jason - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

This is utterly brilliant and reminds me of one of my first dates! 555.

Jack Wilson - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Reminds me of my own "You're Beertiful" lovr it. OOh Upchuck girl? Thtd be an awesome Uptowm Girl idea

Yoidy - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

There'll be no whine before its time. 555!

John Barry - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

How do you make Mogen David wine? Kick him in the nuts. A parody prost.

Michael Pacholek - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Always drunk on wine? No scotch, or the occasional gin? (You want that shaken or stirred, Mike?) Do I look like I give a damn?

MasonR - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Another classic, Kristof! (As long as she doesn't try drinking Astroglide...)

alvin rhodes - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

intoxicating

Kristof Robertson - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Cheers Jase, Jacky, Yoidy, JAB, Michael, Mason and Al. I'm just off to have a nice Chateau de Lager. ;-)

Rex - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

I had no idea you were dating Brittney. Give her a Fetzer '07 and send me that Chateau '59. And oh yes, LOL.

AFW - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Funny stuff...and that's wino way I'm not giving fives

Phil Alexander - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Shouldn't that have been "I was always drunk on wine", Kristof?

Cheers!

Stuart McArthur - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

oh, you shouldn't blame yourself or your "little thing" Kristof - well, I suppose wine ot blame your "little thing" - not that we're really talking about you of course! - and yeah that Chateau '59 makes me chuck up as well - funny stuff KR - 555

John Jenkins - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

When it comes to romancing, candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker. Unfortunately, too quick for the subject of this parody. Well done, Kristof.

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