-> "I Need Espresso "
Original Song Title:
"In the Ghetto "
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Need Espresso "
Parody Written by:
65th Beatle
The Lyrics
As the day breaks
On a bleary eyed Sunday mornin'
I awake so dusty and forlorn
I need espresso
(I need espresso)
And my heart aches
'Cause if there's one thing that I don't need
It is another hangover to feed
I need espresso
(I need espresso )
People, don't you understand
That I’m just a coffee fan
And I need to get my caffeine fix some way
So just between you and me
I’ll even drink the beans 43
So I simply turn my head
And get on with my day
Well, the world turns
And there’s one thing that everybody knows
Without caffeine the anxiety grows
I need espresso
(I need espresso)
And my hunger burns
So I start to roam the streets at night
And you know how I feel
I need a Starbucks light
I need espresso
(I need espresso )
Then one night in desperation
I have to break away
I try to run, I leave my spouse
But it’s not much fun drinking Maxwell House
And my brain just fries
As a crowd gathers 'round I’m angry and sad
Face down in my hands with the cup I’ve just had
I need espresso
(I need espresso)
And another day dies
(I need espresso )
And I’m still in need of a caffeine hit
Maybe Gloria Jeans will give me it
I need espresso
(I need espresso)
And my brain just fries
(I need espresso)
(I need espresso )
(Ah)
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