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Song Parodies -> "Word Salad Kammie"

Original Song Title:

"Poke Sallet Annie"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Word Salad Kammie"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Originally done by a one-hit wonder named Tony Joe White. Elvis caught wind of it, and liked it and incorporated it into his Las Vegas act
Spoken:

(Some of you ain't been around dementia cases too much, I'm gonna tell you a little bit about a sympton so ,y'all know what I'm talking about)

(Amongst these folks, there's a symptom where you still know words but can't make connections between them much. Looks sorta like you're not all there. Everyone call it word salad .... Word .. Salad)

(Used to know a Veep with it and she used to go on the TV show and speak a mess of it. And she'd pause and start to cackle. Cause that was the best she could do
Yet she kept her job)

Down in Alameda
Where the meth head tweekers
Talk so strange
There lived a gal Veep
Who made the White House weep
Cause she made those schizophrenics
Sound sane
Word Salad Kammie
A Tamil boffed your granny
Everybody thought it was a shame
Sent potheads* to working
On a chain gang

A cackling, ambitious woman ..

Every day for the Narrative
She'd go on to the talk show
And speak her a mess of word Salad
And finish it off with her strange laugh
Word Salad Kammie
Jamaican did your mammy
Everybody said it was a shame
That some potheads were
Sentenced to a chain gang

(Spoken)
A giggling, spiteful, law abusing woman
Can't show mercy!!
Speak me another mess of it

Her POTUS had some crazed accounts
Claimed his Uncle had been lunch
All her party was good for
Was stealing elections during a time crunch
Word Salad Kammie
Old Willie smacked your fanny
Everybody said it was a shame
That she was a matress for a
Willie she-bang

Speak me a mess of it ...

* Harris, at a certain time, was known for prosecuting marijuana offenses to the fullest extent of the law

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