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Song Parodies -> "Chunky Man"
Original Song Title:
"Lucky Man"
Original Performer:
Emerson Lake And Palmer
Parody Song Title:
"Chunky Man"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
he ate five courses
and cupcakes by the score
all this can fatten
he can't fit through the door
oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was
wide face...all sweatin'
his body...all spread
he's all wrapped in fatness
his ass...full of lead
oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was
he liked to eat smores
for this pastry was this thing
when that campfire was a-roarin'
he'd sit 'round the ring
oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was
a spare tire around him
his butt was oversize
his body enslaved him
till his health was jeopardized
oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was
and cupcakes by the score
all this can fatten
he can't fit through the door
oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was
wide face...all sweatin'
his body...all spread
he's all wrapped in fatness
his ass...full of lead
oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was
he liked to eat smores
for this pastry was this thing
when that campfire was a-roarin'
he'd sit 'round the ring
oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was
a spare tire around him
his butt was oversize
his body enslaved him
till his health was jeopardized
oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was
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555...now...must...do...more...aerobics...starting...to...dangerously...resemble...those...remarks...
Luckily, I have a high metabolism. This is tasty, want s'more.555
thanks johnny and dee
What a phat parody! This dude must have the room next to Bill Clinton's in the coronary ward!
Hating this parody: Dr. Atkins, Dr. Phil, and Elvis. (Only one of whom is still alive, and I'm not entirely sure it's Dr. Phil.) Liking this parody: Me and (probably) everybody else!
thanks mari and michael
I'll supersize this parody by giving it all 5s!
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