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Song Parodies -> "Afghanistan"
Original Song Title:
"Lucky Man"
Original Performer:
Emerson Lake And Palmer
Parody Song Title:
"Afghanistan"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
as sung by a poor canadian soldier still out in the mountains looking for Osama
there were some horses,
and ladies, burkhas worn,
assholes and cavemen,
osama this was his world
ooh in afghanistan, he was
ooh in afghanistan, he was
chickens with feathers,
and rockpiles for beds
some straw for a matress,
at least I got laid
ooh in afghanistan, he was
ooh in afghanistan, he was
I came to fight here,
said Dubya, we'd win,
we'd catch Osama,
and kick his teeth in
ooh in afghanistan, he was
ooh in afghanistan, he was
but first we got saddam,
his kids fought and died,
his women, we take them ,
for fun every night
ooh in afghanistan, he was
ooh in afghanistan, he was
and ladies, burkhas worn,
assholes and cavemen,
osama this was his world
ooh in afghanistan, he was
ooh in afghanistan, he was
chickens with feathers,
and rockpiles for beds
some straw for a matress,
at least I got laid
ooh in afghanistan, he was
ooh in afghanistan, he was
I came to fight here,
said Dubya, we'd win,
we'd catch Osama,
and kick his teeth in
ooh in afghanistan, he was
ooh in afghanistan, he was
but first we got saddam,
his kids fought and died,
his women, we take them ,
for fun every night
ooh in afghanistan, he was
ooh in afghanistan, he was
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Ohhhh. Sorry I never heard of the orginal so I didn't enjoy it... But GREAT EFFORT! :-)>=<
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