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Song Parodies -> "Would A Snuggie Man Wear Gloves?"
Original Song Title:
"Lucky Man"
Original Performer:
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Parody Song Title:
"Would A Snuggie Man Wear Gloves?"
Parody Written by:
Tony Wiseguy
The Lyrics
In this day and age where we can't trust the politicians, natural disasters are occurring more frequently and World war 3 is imminent, I think we all need to take two giant steps backwards and ask ourselves one big question.....would a snuggie man wear gloves?
He had black gloves,
The better to keep warm.
But he had a snuggie,
That was his uniform.
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
A fireplace and heaters,
Had him boiling mad.
But outside his fortress,
His choice was so sad.
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
He had snowball fights,
With his friends and his family.
It was ugly and it was gory,
That cold it never ends.
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
A snowball had hit him,
Where the sun doesen't shine.
No glove could help him,
His snuggie was nullified.
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
The better to keep warm.
But he had a snuggie,
That was his uniform.
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
A fireplace and heaters,
Had him boiling mad.
But outside his fortress,
His choice was so sad.
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
He had snowball fights,
With his friends and his family.
It was ugly and it was gory,
That cold it never ends.
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
A snowball had hit him,
Where the sun doesen't shine.
No glove could help him,
His snuggie was nullified.
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
Ooooh, would a snuggie man wear gloves?
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Glove means never having to wear your sari! ;D
I like Snuggies (and am wearing one right now), and your parody was good too. I'm not looking forward to World War III, but I too believe it's coming up, and they might detonate a bomb that will kill everyone on the planet. 5s.
Nice play on words OMR. Well Andria if there is a WW3 I hope we all have our snuggies by then!
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