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Song Parodies -> "Junk Mail"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Junk Mail"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

You go to your mailbox
Now you're feelin' outfoxed
Junk mail
Just a bunch of dumb ads
Deals on brake pads
Junk mail

I don't like
Ads for bikes
Take a hike
Junk mail

Got your mailbox clogged
And it's just feelin' bogged
Junk mail
When you get the mail
See coupons for nails
Junk mail

You'll just trash
This ad stash
Then you'll smash
Junk mail

When that mail is gone
You just wanna move on
New mail
Don't forget, my friend
It will come again
New junk

You won't like
Ads for mikes
Discount spikes
Junk ads

Throw away
Everyday
Or it stays
Junk mail
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Overall Rating: 4.9
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Old Man Ribber - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one! How about "E-mail Killed The Post Office Man" by The Buggles? ;D
John Barry - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm getting less of this sh!t in the mailbox, because a lot of it has gone digital. Regardless of the medium, it is JUNK.
Dan Creeden - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
A First Class Delivery Parody!!!
Andria - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent job, Phil, and I agree with you about both junk snail-mail and spam in the inbox. I get my fair share of Comcast and Charter Communications cable ads that want me to give up satellite TV with rabbit ears for local channels in the mailbox, likewise with religious publications, and my e-mail is always overflowing with Viagra ads, Nigerian scams, fraudulent Paypal, Western Union and Discover Card (among others), and stuff for another Andria with a very similar e-mail address. (She probably gets my Rolling Stone, Newsweek, Readers Digest and Soldier of Fortune ads) 5s.
Phil N - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Ribber, John, Dan, and Andria. I still get a lot of regular junk mail and not much spam email anymore.
Mark Scotti - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
"Wonderful" job "tonight"! Must cost $555 for all that junk to mail..
Phil N - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark.
Jonathan S. - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I Clapton then I clapped some more. 555
2Eagle - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent, but you forgot about the political flyers.
Phil N - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Jonathan and 2Eagle (That's right, I did! That's annoying too).
Chance Gollnick - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah junk mail sucks.
Phil N - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Chance.

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