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Song Parodies -> "No Cain"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eric Clapton
Parody Song Title:
"No Cain"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Herman Cain is proving himself to be not very able.
He should just get out.
All these women he'll flout.
No Cain.
Got the 9-9-9
and it isn't so fine.
No Cain.
He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.
He's a pizza man
but he should've been canned.
No Cain.
Does his campaign dance.
Can't keep it in his pants.
No Cain.
He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.
Won't ya say it again?
There's no way he can win.
No Cain.
It's not 'cause of his race.
It's 'cause he's a disgrace.
No Cain.
He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.
He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.
He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.
All these women he'll flout.
No Cain.
Got the 9-9-9
and it isn't so fine.
No Cain.
He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.
He's a pizza man
but he should've been canned.
No Cain.
Does his campaign dance.
Can't keep it in his pants.
No Cain.
He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.
Won't ya say it again?
There's no way he can win.
No Cain.
It's not 'cause of his race.
It's 'cause he's a disgrace.
No Cain.
He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.
He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.
He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.
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this was good
Michael - True, but I'll miss him nonetheless. Good parody. I used to think that there TWO one bombers - one liberal and one conservative. Now, I'm not so sure. I'm on his trail, Watson. ;D
A logical addition to the Eric Clapton Cocaine parody lexicon.
Now if I may offer a challenge. I tried, but failed, to write a parody of "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" about Herman Cain. My attempt started with "Herman Cain is my name, and ... " I challenge any of you highly skilled political parody writers to try THAT one. Thank you, and may The Farce be with you.
The Night They Drove Bad Pizza Down? The Night They Drove Poll Numbers Down?
That was too easy...nice job though..........I'll pick the person with the most flaws when it comes to politics...Don't like those goody two types....Can't trust 'em far as I could throw 'em
Re: Johnny D - It's been done several times already - This was the first to show up and probably the best of the bunch: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theband30.shtml
I just made that above comment mistakenly as I am really tired. That's not my name, I am not a parody artist, just an annoyed visitor.
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