Song Parodies -> "David Spade "Spudly""

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

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Original Performer:

"David Spade "Spudly""

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The Lyrics

As far as I know, David Spade is one of the few remaining SNL comedic giants who is not married and who is still a bachelor. Dennis Miller is on his second wife if I am not mistaken and Dana Carvey has been married to the same young woman for ages. Mr. Spade, however, seems to still be a bachelor. I hope I am not wrong, otherwise this parody will be in vain!

If you go out with him, you must put out for him; that's Spade.
You must go down on him, its a really no win; that's Spade.
You've been played, you've been played, you've been played, by Spade.

If you argue with him, you must hit him to win; that's Spade.
Do not fall for his charm, you'll set your soul up for harm; that's Spade.
Your to blame, your to blame, your to blame, watch Spade.

(Guitar solo. During it, it shows the typical chick falling for his advances, she does it with him, then she leaves his apartment afterward when she finds out that he just wants a one-night stand.)

If you see him nearby, do not even say hi; to Spade.
If he says something nice, do not even look twice; at Spade.
Don't get laid, don't get laid, don't get laid; by Spade.

(Musical break shows David Spade walking down a dark alley with green, glowing eyes.)

Don't get laid, don't get laid, don't get laid; by Spade.

I hope THIS Eric Clapton parody is a lot better than the one I did ages ago! I would be disappointed if it is not! :((((((((((

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Lifeliver - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment

We don't get much SNL here so don't know gent in question. 'Comedic giants' really? But the concept works (provided Spade has a reputation as a womanizer, otherwise you're just slandering him). It's more palatable than your last effort, so thought I'd give you some positive feedback. Your pacing is pretty good so the potential is there.

'Your to blame' is meaningless - I don't have any 'to blame' that you would know of. Watch those homophones! OK, we all do it, but three times in one line?

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