ROGAINE

You lost all your hair, and it just isn’t fair – Rogaine.
Your love-life’s a flop. Got a mop on your top – Rogaine.
It’s alright, we will fight for your pride – Rogaine.

There’s nothin’ but skin
Where your doo should have been – Rogaine.
You cry every night; not a fiber in sight – Rogaine.
Never fear, we’ll be there, ear to ear – Rogaine.

You know it’s a crime when your dome has a shine – Rogaine.
It ruins your mood when your noggin is smooth – Rogaine.
Don’t you stress. We suggest, yeah, you guessed – Rogaine.

Not a rug, not a plug, not a drug, not a club – Rogaine.

Don’t be grim. Don’t give in. You can win. Come on in! (Rogaine)