It's late in my first term, break out that flight suit I wear.
What lies can I make up about how much I do care?
Democrats tell me, "George, you're so far-right.
George Dubya Bush, you are blunderful tonight."

Republican Party, and everyone says to me,
"We're mean and we're shady, us guys in the G.O.P."
And they say I'm not far enough to the right.
And I say, "Yes, I am blunderful tonight."

I am blunderful and you can see the squinting of my eyes.
And the wonder of it all is that you just don't realize
how much I've screwed you.

It's time to go home now, I've got an empty head.
"A room full of monkeys could do better," they said.
In the election, they will turn out my light.
They'll say, "Hey, Georgie, you are blunderful tonight!"

They'll say, "Hey, Georgie, you are blunderful tonight!"