For the bald-headed blues, it is your right to choose, Rogaine.
Not the "Hair Club for Men", let me say it again, Rogaine.
It's no lie, you'll look fly, you should try, Rogaine.

If your head has no hair, like you washed it with "Nair", Rogaine.
If the glare off your skull could be a little more dull, Rogaine.
It's no lie, you'll look fly, you should try, Rogaine.

If the hair on your back, detracts from what you head lacks, Rogaine.
So if your hair's falling out, just stand up and shout: Rogaine.
It's no lie, you'll look fly, you should try, Rogaine.