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Song Parodies -> "Rogaine"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Rogaine"

Parody Written by:

Dave St. Andridge

The Lyrics

ROGAINE

If your hair's fallin' out
You just can't be without
Rogaine

If you're lookin' around
And see your hair on the ground
Rogaine,

It's alright,
Don't you cry,
Just go buy,
ROGAINE

If your wig's so loose
It slips whenever you poop
Rogaine
When your day is done
And you think you look dumb
Rogaine

It's alright,
Don't you cry,
Just go buy,
ROGAINE

If your cranium
Is as bald as your bum
Rogaine
Don't ignore this fact
You got more hair on your back
Rogaine

It's alright,
Don't you cry,
Just go buy,
ROGAINE

It's alright,
You're a guy,
You won't die,
ROGAINE
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Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but I had to dock you a point for doing one that's already been done several times.
Confission - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
haha. i love it. what if my cranium is as bald as my bum, but i still have a full head of hair?

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