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Song Parodies -> "Lo Mein ( The Chinese Waitress Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Lo Mein ( The Chinese Waitress Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

if you wan' some take ou' just geh yo money ou' (lo mein)
spling lolls gleasy and bloun, chicken balls in a mound (lo mein)

would you like would you like would you like lo mein?

we use no tlans fats, but we still use cats, lo mein
when you food is done, you wiw have the luns, lo mein

would you like would you like would you like lo mein?

when you food is gone and you in southern taiwan, lo mein
we seww deep fried flog, or some once housed dog, lo mein

would you like would you like would you like lo mein?




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alvin - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
fives in columns A, B and C
Dylan Baranski - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Chinese food is cool. Of course, I eat sweet & sour pork & beef teriyaki rather than cats & duck gizzards. 555 chicken for you.
Andria - September 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Malcolm, you are such a racist!

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