-> "Tame"
Original Song Title:
"Shame"
Parody Song Title:
"Tame"
The Lyrics
Tame
Yearnin' for more blood to be spurtin'
You told me this was crude, but it's tame
As gore-fests go, this is really lame
Please pick up the pace
I wanted R, this barely scrapes PG
More than a G (I'll concede)
But it's no R, man, you lied (you lied)
Tame, ooh-ooh
Seen more red in a strawberry stain
Want more than one nosebleed, it's so tame, ooh-ooh
You told me this would be great
But the messiness is bland
To scare's not hard (no, no), make the soundtrack go "SCREE!"
Make me scream (make me freak)
Rip out a heart, watch blood fly (blood fly)
Someone just got punched? Ooh-ooh, scary
Want less sarcasm? Tough (ooh-ooh-ooh-ah)
Film's not done its part
To agitate my heart
No palpitations? That's tame
Not one shock yet in the frame
So-called "horror" movie's so tame
Ooh-ooh, it's not psychological, mate
Failed at that endeavour
At least I'm not wastin' my good money
Show is free (this show's free)
For you, it's not, but that's fine (you're shite)
Tame, ooh-ooh
Actin's decent, that's a shame
I don't like when horror is tame, ooh-ooh
There better be a twist or I'll rage
Oh-oh, it's so tame
Ooh-ooh, it's so
Oh-oh, it's so tame
Tame, oh-oh, it's so
Tame
Atmosphere is really flat
Oh, there's no tension, man (tame)
It's so oh-oh, oh-ooh, it's so tame
Yeah-eah-eah-eah
Tame, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Tame, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Tame
Well, well, well, well, well, well, yeah-eah
Tame
Where's the murder, murder, murder?
Hands down let-down, tame
Filled with boredom
While you scream away
Oh-oh, oh-oh, it's so
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (tame)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (tame)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (yeah)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (it's awful, don't keep it)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (so awful)
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