Used to kiss my lip, then you let it slip.
Your mouth took an upward trip.
My excitement really rose.
Oh honey, suck my nose.
I may be a freak, but here's what I seek:
Put your lips upon my beak.
This is what I've always chose.
Oh honey, suck my nose.

Kiss my blower,
Just keep it above my mouth.
Don't get lower,
My lips are a bit too south.

Oh what joy is this! This is truly bliss,
Smooching on my proboscis!
I can feel it in my toes.
Oh, honey suck my nose.


(Instrumental break to bridge)


Time out, sugar -
A moment to blow my nose.
Don't want boogers
To clog up my big love hose.

I'm a lucky bloke! I'd never snort coke,
If I did we both might choke.
Always heed when I propose
Oh honey, suck my nose.