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Song Parodies -> "Clydesdale"
Original Song Title:
"Landslide"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fleetwood Mac
Parody Song Title:
"Clydesdale"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
Recently Annheuser Busch scored a marketing coup wherein they pissed off 99.9% of its customers in order to attract about 20 potential new drinkers of Bud Light. Note to AB; theres already a alchoholic beverage that appeals far more to effeminate women and men who wish to identify as such. Its called WINE ... Be that as it may, here's my emergency marketing plan. Go back to that amazingly evocative Super Bowl ad in 2013, that featured a Clydesdale and the trainer who raised him, with Stevie Nick's song "Landslide" in the background. I'll even supply some lyrics ..
Took that foal, took him on
Fed him bottles till his legs were strong
And if you see my eyes tearing
On a Chi-town side street
Well, a Clydesdale brought that on
Oh, Clydesdale in the sky, what is Bud
Will this colt thst I'm raising be a stud
Will he trot thru the adverts pulling beer
Will I handle his absence without tears, Oh
Well, I've been fearing trailers
Cause I've built my life around you
But time just aint flagging
Soon he's pulling The Wagon
And my heart is sagging, too
Well, I've been fearing parades
Cause I built my life around you
But time punched me lowly
Cause he din't even know me
Now Im feeling lonely, too
OH oh .. Took in the show, got taken down
Heard hooves clopping and I turned around
And if you found your eyes moisten
At a Super Bowl ad
Well, a Clydesdale brought that on
And if you found yourself crying at a Super Bowl ad ..
Well, a Clydesdale brought that on
Oh oh, Clydesdale brought that on
Fed him bottles till his legs were strong
And if you see my eyes tearing
On a Chi-town side street
Well, a Clydesdale brought that on
Oh, Clydesdale in the sky, what is Bud
Will this colt thst I'm raising be a stud
Will he trot thru the adverts pulling beer
Will I handle his absence without tears, Oh
Well, I've been fearing trailers
Cause I've built my life around you
But time just aint flagging
Soon he's pulling The Wagon
And my heart is sagging, too
Well, I've been fearing parades
Cause I built my life around you
But time punched me lowly
Cause he din't even know me
Now Im feeling lonely, too
OH oh .. Took in the show, got taken down
Heard hooves clopping and I turned around
And if you found your eyes moisten
At a Super Bowl ad
Well, a Clydesdale brought that on
And if you found yourself crying at a Super Bowl ad ..
Well, a Clydesdale brought that on
Oh oh, Clydesdale brought that on
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Second stanza ... Oh, oh, Brewer in the Sky, what is Bud? .. That might have worked, too.
Apparently there's a new mascot for Bud Light ... a team of Shetland Ponies who identify as Clydesdales
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