Companions stink, don't want them on my file
For me, all they spawn is problems
I'm sure they're fine for others but I
Will always pass right on 'em

Leave 'em as an NPC
After I've done their dumb quest
Suffer their crap just for the completion
And then they'll be ditched

AI runs like a big dumbarse
Shoots when I'm aiming for stealth
Gets stuck behind the door, what a farce
And never not on low health

All the help that they give me
Is to hold my stolen shit
That outweighs all the reasons I hate 'em
That's a lie, screw this
Don't want that, screw this

Companions
Companions
Companions
Companions

Could wonder if the fault is mine
Just making my own damn problems
The games that I play could be the type
With way too many flaws in

Sorry but I don't agree
Tried the stuff they recommend
Might work great but my brain just works diff'rent
Cannot handle it
Just can't handle it

Companions
Companions
Companions
It's not my, it's not my thing, right (ah-ah)
Just not my, just not my thing, right (ah-ah)
Far from my, far from my thing, right (ah-ah)

Not my style with them on my file
Get too riled with them on my file