Song Parodies -> "Please Stop"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stop"

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"Please Stop"

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The Lyrics

This is dedicated to the Florida Marlins, Montreal Expos, and most recently, the Milwaukee Brewers. I know that small market teams can't have a huge payroll, but come on. At least make an effort to keep some of these guys. Richie Sexon for Craig Counsell, Junior Spivey and handful of guys nobodys ever heard of? Come on.

Season tickets I hold in my hand
I'm afraid I don't understand
Come to find out our roster was peeled
Who're these guys playing on the field?

Please stop trading away our all-stars
Please stop selling off our team
If we have a player with some talent
He'll soon be gone, he'll soon be gone

Why not think about fans for once
And not about the players income
Playing third base is some freak
Who just changed my oil last week

Please stop trading away our all-stars
Please stop selling off our team
If we have a player with some talent
He'll soon be gone, he'll soon be gone

All I want is a team that won't suck
And an owner who gives a f&$*
Built a new stadium for fans
Now there won't be people filling those stands

Please stop trading away our all-stars
Please stop selling off our team
If we have a player with some talent
He'll soon be gone, he'll soon be gone

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Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

This would be really funny if it weren't too true. To not make money as a professional sports-team owner, you have to be either a complete idiot or just not give a damn about winning. George W. Bush was a sports-team owner. Of course, when he made money, it wasn't through winning.

The Great Karlando - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment

OK, now that we're half way through the season, it's about time I admit that I was wrong to question that trade. Despite getting swept by the Pirates, my Brewers are doin pretty well, and Sexon is done for the year. But still, it does bug me when teams trade away their talent, even when it is necissary to. Oh well, one of those little things that's always gonna bug me I guess.

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