I know... its posh and flash
and it... didn't cost much cash
the exhaust smokes... it makes me choke
i've been drivin' round, no M.O.T.
I feel so damn ripped off

I know... it's depreciated
I know... the fan belt's grated
the gasket's blown... so is the horn
the tyres are flat... just like the batt
Im stuck by the roadside

Gear box... it makes a rattle
I am... fighting a losing battle
Body dented... no point getting it mended
The radio... working no no,
I fear its gonna blow

Service... it has never had
Road tax... the enormous cost makes me mad
cause insurance... third party sucks
i've been drivin' round with this banger
It makes a loud clatter

My crap second hand car.. my second hand car... yeah
My crap second hand car.. my second hand car... yeah