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Song Parodies -> "I Wake Up Early"

Original Song Title:

"Say You Love Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"I Wake Up Early"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Have mercy, sunny, don't you rise so early
You know I'm facing, facing, facing to the east
I wanna turn off the sun here and now
But I can't, I can't so I end up saying "ow"

'Cause when the new day starts, and the sun comes up
And my curtains you know that they're not enough
To shield me there when the sun comes up
And I just wake up early

I tried to get blinds, so this stuff would soon be over
Oh and then they arrived, arrived, arrived at my door
So the sun will give a little sympathy
But I got the wrong ones and sun will always annoy me

'Cause when they get it wrong, can't put my blinds down
And I have to get back to the store I found
Can't get the right ones, the sun comes up
And I just wake up early

So then I go out and get a big sleep mask
'Cause I'm much more tired, tired it's a task
And I take a while to find it in the store
Because they've got it hidden in areas by aisle four

But then I get the mask and the sun will rise
And I'm none the wiser and I'm not surprised
So I don't know when the sun comes up
And I don't wake up early

Yeah then I get the mask and the sun will rise
And I'm none the wiser and I'm not surprised
So I don't know when the sun comes up
And I don't wake up early
Don't wake up early, Don't wake up early

Sleepin'
Sleepin'
Sleepin'

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Mark Scotti - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
With kids...you're ALWAYS waking up early. LOL!!!
Old Man Ribber - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Daylight savings will offer at least some minor temporary relief! Good job. ;D
AFW - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one...I hate to get up early
Fiddlegirl - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I'd probably enjoy the morning if it came a little later in the day... ;)
Phil Nelson - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, Ribber, AFW, and Fiddlegirl.
Christie Marie M - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Another nicely executed parody, Phil! Funny you should mention it, but I only got 3 hours of sleep last night because I had to finish that parody that was posted today. I'm not a morning person. When I was a teenager, I used to be an early riser, but not anymore like I used to, except when I have to go to work. Well, your next wake up call is at 5:55 am.
Phil Nelson - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie.

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