It was moldy rice, and awfully overpriced to boot
And when I took a bite, I saw little turds from mice and puked

Our dinner was awful when we went to dine
Food on the floor, and a health code sign
Food full of mold I had to throw away
But they were stealing, cause big bucks we paid

For the moldy rice -- It seems like we rolled the dice to eat
The stuff I thought was spice -- I think it was really lice and fleas

The grease on the floor was like a film of slime
It was a chore, it was a waste of time
When we were told how much we had to pay
Our heads started reeling, and that's why we say

Mol-dy rice. You know that it was
Mold (mold) -y (y) rice
The moldy rice is sleaze
Mold (mold) -y (y) rice