-> "The Rule Of Sebum"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Grease"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"The Rule Of Sebum"
				Parody Written by: 
Crunch_bunch_baby
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Cant solve this problem, I can't see the light
I gotta wash my face, I gotta feed myself right
Forget the chips, or the damage will go to far
I start looking now, we are ugly as we are are
Grease in our face
The teenage hormones are all filthy shame
What I can't understand, why can't they cure this pain
Our skins our coverd with zits and craters
We have oily skin, and it never gets better
Grease in our face (in our face, in our face)
it makes us look like were freaks, now
Sebum does suck, and we are outta luck
the more you have, you're a geek, now
We take tons of products when we're girls
and were all anorexics, so we always hurl
If we play with our zits it leaves a scar
And hell, stop telling us, be who you are!
Grease in our face (in our face, in our face)
it makes us look like were freaks, now
Sebum does suck, and we are outta luck
the more you have, you're a geek, now
This is the life of illusion
With Jennifer Love Hewit doing an add
About deep face cleansers
We take a ton of products when we are girls
and were all anorexics, so we always hurl
If we play with our zits it leaves a scar
And hell, stop telling us, be who you are!
Grease in our face (in our face, in our face)
it makes us look like were freaks, now
Sebum does suck, and we are outta luck
the more you have, you're a geek, now
Grease in our face (in our face, in our face)
it makes us look like were freaks, now
Sebum does suck, and we are outta luck
the more you have, you're a geek, now
Grease in our face
in our face
in our face
in our face
in our face
in our face
in our face
in our face
in our face
in our face
in our face
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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