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Song Parodies -> "Cheese"
Original Song Title:
"Grease"
Original Performer:
Frankie Valli
Parody Song Title:
"Cheese"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
Here's a grease parody!!!!!
When I am hungry, I go out of the house
And get something at the near grocery store
There ain't no lying that it aint to far
Even though it might be a food that makes us all fart
Cheese is the word
I love to have it, even in the rain
Its just one of my favorite foods, no it aint a shame
I have it with bologna, and a burger with fries
I stop and don't eat it when ive got a banana to peel
Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating
We take the wrapping and throw it away
Eating with the wrapper, its not what I do no way
There is a chance that we can eat till we fart
We start believing now
But lets have some right now
Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating
There so many kinds of it
So much its sparking a confusion
But I like every kind
We take the wrapping and throw it away
Eating with the wrapper, its not what I do no way
There is a chance that we can eat till we fart
We start believing now
But lets have some right now
Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating
Cherse is the word
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word
And get something at the near grocery store
There ain't no lying that it aint to far
Even though it might be a food that makes us all fart
Cheese is the word
I love to have it, even in the rain
Its just one of my favorite foods, no it aint a shame
I have it with bologna, and a burger with fries
I stop and don't eat it when ive got a banana to peel
Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating
We take the wrapping and throw it away
Eating with the wrapper, its not what I do no way
There is a chance that we can eat till we fart
We start believing now
But lets have some right now
Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating
There so many kinds of it
So much its sparking a confusion
But I like every kind
We take the wrapping and throw it away
Eating with the wrapper, its not what I do no way
There is a chance that we can eat till we fart
We start believing now
But lets have some right now
Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating
Cherse is the word
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word
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I guess I was wrong: Not all cheese parodies are funny. Watch out for Frankie: If he sees this, he's gonna be mad. Ask Jay Black.
Eating cheese is so much pleasanter than listening to Grease! ;-)
You said it, Meriadoc! I liked this parody.
Potentially a good concept, but needs more rhyming and humor.
ABC Comp--I agree with John Jenkins 434.
(ABC) I liked it, Jack.
Good one!!
This was funny enough to make me say "cheese" as I was reading it.
Hmm... after reading JD's "Candle breaking wind", I was half expecting this one to be about cutting cheese, so to speak. This one's OK, but it didn't quite live up to its potential
Fave line: "Eating with the wrapper, its not what I do no way." Hey Jackie, how 'bout an entire musical: "CHEESE!"
Spaff said, write the musical "CHEESE".. Suggestions: "Gouda Nights", "Look At Me I'm Melted Brie", "Mozzarella I Want"...
(ABC) Jack, I thought the pace was off just a little too much for "5" so I'm giving this 4-5-5. Good fun here, though.
Cheesy song Jack, good one!
Thanks Micheal, Mer, MR X, John , Agri, johnny , Pat, Rick, Phil, Spaff ( great musical idea BTW Ill start on those! ) and Sgri, thanks for the sugestions, P. Ro, and pIps! Thanks everyone!
Never liked grease so I don't know the original but still humorous.
Personally I think pizza's the word but close enough; gouda nuff for fours.
Eh... 4/3/4
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