Song Parodies -> "Pig Snorts, Pig Snorts"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

"Pig Snorts, Pig Snorts"

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The Lyrics

This guy is Jerry Seinfeld levels of petty to complain about a beautiful girl who just happens to snort when she laughs...

This babe's really cute
Great boobs, butt and legs
There's just one small predicament
Pig snorts... Pig snorts...

Her laugh's far from mute
"Don't giggle" I've begged
That chuckle's an impediment
Pig snorts... Pig snorts...

Each time we make out... I hear Gordy's
Deep hearty wheeze
While watching "King of the Hill"
Bacon is squeezed

Krusty's in clown shoes
She snickers away
Sounds like I'm at the farm, I'm sick
Of her pig snorts!

Makes me yank... Out my hair
Calls ME a... Swine?! No fair!
She's Porky's boo
Pig snorts... Pig snorts...

Pig Snorts! Pig Snorts!

I've heard her crack up... She's Miss Piggy
Need her to weep
Tried to be a somber one
That made her pissed
Squeal was so shrill
THEN... WE... BROKE... UP!!!

She... once was a... hoot
Laughed... till my tears... sprayed
I.... miss those.... oinking incidents
With her pig snorts!

She.... Was... such a... Fox, I swear
Her chortle... was... beyond compare
I'm such a goon
Pig snorts... PIG SNORTS! PIG SNORTS!!!

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