Start spreading this flu, their shutting them down
First Smithfield now it’s Tyson, no
New Pork, New Pork
What are we to do, no meat to be found
My body fat will be lonesome, no
New Pork, New Pork
I want to wake up, with bacon sizzling on the stove
With so much grizzle and fat
Now my body will lack

I’ll suffer withdraws, won’t need my steak forks
Scrambled eggs and tofu
With no New Pork
Can’t make it here at all, with low cholesterol
Unless I find New Pork, New Pork

New Pork, New Pork

Don’t want to wake up eating plant based imitation meat
Hope those days are not done, at Outback Steakhouse
Where I can use, my sauce from A1

Bad times woe is me, my life’s been attacked
Covid-19 took away, my friend Big Mac
With no New Pork
If I had just one dying wish
I’d pray for one last beef stew dish
Before there’s no New Pork
New Pork
New Pork